20th Oct 2014

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20th Oct 2014

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19th Oct 2014
My gf is better than yours. Told her I was struggling at work and she brings me this and cookies. Thanks @elizsmi3 you’re so amazing!!!

My gf is better than yours. Told her I was struggling at work and she brings me this and cookies. Thanks @elizsmi3 you’re so amazing!!!

19th Oct 2014

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19th Oct 2014
"Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"
Source: don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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18th Oct 2014

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18th Oct 2014

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18th Oct 2014
"I really want to
tell you
how much
i miss you
but I know
i am no longer
in any
of your thoughts
so I’ll just keep
writing shitty poems
in hope
that one day
you’ll find your way
back to me"
Source: please find your way back i don’t know how to do this without you /// t.f. (via delicate—souls)
18th Oct 2014

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18th Oct 2014
"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears."
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At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via your-back-porch)

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